13 Funny Text Messages

Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Use tomato paste.

Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Bear-foot.

Q: What made the baby strawberry cry?
A: When he saw his parents were in a jam.

Q: Why were the lady teacher’s eyes appear crossed?
A: It was obvious that she could not control her pupils.

Q: Why is a muffin and a baseball team so similar?
A: Because they both depend on the batter.

Q: What made the soccer player to bring a string to the game?
A: So that he could tie the score.

Q: What has a back with four legs and no body?
A: Chair.

Q: What happened to the man when he saw his huge gas bill?
A: He exploded.

Q: What type of electricity do they have in Washington?
A: Direct Current or D.C

Q: What type of trees comes in pairs?
A: Pear Trees.

Q: Which day of the week is the best day to go to the beach?
A: On a Sun Day.

Q: Who won the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying hard to “ketchup.”

Q: What will happen if you eat yeast mixed with shoe polish every night?
A: Each morning you will rise and shine