13 Funny Sms

Q: What do you get when a hen lays an egg on the roof?
A: You get an eggroll.

Q: Name a ten-letter word that starts with gas?
A: The automobile.

Q: What does America produce that no other country produces?
A: Simple – Americans.

Q: How do bees go to school?
A: By the school buzz.

Q: Spot the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
A: While one knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

Q: What is an “illigator”?
A: A sick crocodile.

Q: How do you differentiate between a can of tomato soup and a can of chicken soup?
A: Just read the label.

Q: If the apple can keep the doctor away, what does the onion do?
A: Keep everybody away.

Q: Where do they take squirrels when they go mad?
A: The nut house.

Q: When was medicine discovered in the Bible?
A: When Moses received the Tablets.

Q: What happened to the dog after he swallowed the clock?
A: He got many ticks that just would not stop.

Q: Which is the healthiest water?
A: Well water, obviously.

Q: What people are similar to the end of a book?
A: The Finnish.