12 Funny Sms

Marriage is a three ring circus:
An engagement ring,
A wedding ring,
And suffering

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

Hey friend, remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom and
Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don’t force it ugly!!!

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever

Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That’s OK, but who will marry us?

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !

Patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
Doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are getting older and i am getting sweeter.

So sweet is ur SMILE….. So sweet is ur STYLE….. So sweet is ur VOICE….. So sweet is ur EYE……. See how sweetly I LIE!!