10 Funny Sms Of Sports

Why grasshopper not interested in football matches?
They prefer cricket matches.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
PenalTEA

Which race has no running?
A swimming race.

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?
Because it was a boxer

A woman went to a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
Women: “It`s for my husband.
Shopkeeper: “Did he tell you what type should buy?”
Women: “Are you kidding?”,”He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him today!”

A golfer after hitting a shot asked:
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving day by day?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you missed the ball much closer this time, getting closer day by day.”

Which animal is the best hitter of baseball?
The bat.

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?
“Because he always breaks the record.”

How did the football ground end up in a triangle?
Somebody took a corner!

What is common between a cricketer and a magician?
Both do hattricks!