10 Funny Sms In English

You know who is the best couple in the world?
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Smile & tears
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Rarely , they r seen together but
When they combine it’s the best moment of ur life.

Read this slowly “lifeisnowhere”
What did u read?
Life is no where!!
Or
Life is now here!!
The Moral: Life depends on the way we look it.

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dearest
E : u r excelant
F : u r alwayz first
G : u r great
Sorry cant lie till z…

Height of bad luck!
I just wantd to kiss the sweetest,
The cutest & the loveliest person on dis earth,
But wat to do,
My lips cant touch my cheeks..

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Failure is simply the opportunity
To begin again,
This time more intelligently.

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
Don’t come near me,
I hate you

Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*friends forever, me n u*

Press down if you think you are mad,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For god sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Mental case:p

Blackmailing in recession. Employee: if you do not increase my salary, i will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else’s.