10 Funny Sms Collection

Girl: when we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: it’s very kind of you,
Darling, but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: well, that is because we aren’t married yet.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, “No, I am teaching history.”

Last night was my fault,
My wife asked,
“what’s on the tv?”
And ….. I said, “dust!”

A man was telling his neighbor,
“i just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
But it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“really,” answered the neighbor .
“what kind is it?”
Man:“twelve thirty.”

You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; i can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, i can’t smile without you.

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!

A man phones a mental hospital
And asks the receptionist
If there is anybody in room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
And comes back to the phone,
Telling him that the room is empty
“good”� says the man.
“that means i must have really escaped.”

Math and girls both are complicated
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But math at least has logic….