10 Funny SMS

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

How do you keep an idiot in suspense…………??
Tell you later……..

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i’ve lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive…

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

If you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me …
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money……..
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS