10 Funny Sms

Good friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
Scan ur problems;
Edit ur tensions;
Download ur solutions;
Delete ur worries
And
Save u in their heart!

Teacher: johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Johnny: “k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l”
Teacher: no, that’s wrong
Johnny: maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

He who smiles in a crisis has someone to blame

A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman.
Next moment, he had the best wine and mother teresa next to him.
Moral of the story: be specific

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when i married you.
She replied, yes dear, I know
But I was in love and didn’t notice.

It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s gang!

Man at medical store:i need poison
Chemist: i can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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.
.
Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Husband:u will never succeed
In making that dog obey u!
Wife: nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.