10 Funny SMS

A man falls in love through his eyez, a woman through her earz.

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.

To meet & depart is the way of life,
But to depart & meet is the hope of life.
We meet to create memories,but we depart to preserve it….

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another

The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is you. Thats why i love you 🙂

Love doesn’t make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or i had smallpox.