10 Funny SMS

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……

A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.

Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute… Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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.
.
.
“Watch Man”

Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes Love Letters Gifts Friendship Cards After Marriage: Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills List for Shopping Happy Unmarried Life.

Never ask for hug, Just take it. Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you. Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you. You have been trained. Now go and flirt.

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.