10 Funny One Liners Messages

My wife’s driving test went surprisingly well yesterday. She got 7 out of 12. The 5 managed to run to safety.

I called the hospital but the line was dead.

Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?
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Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?
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Root beer!

What did one plate say to his friend?
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Tonight, dinner’s on me!

Two invisible men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”

When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?

A woman sees an angler at a lake, “And, are they biting?”
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The angler replies, “Only if they are provoked.”

One frog to the other: Oh man, it’s starting to rain. Let’s hop into the water before we get wet

Do you want to hear a truly delicious tofu recipe?

1) Chuck the tofu.

2) Fry a juicy steak.