10 Funny Messages

That love at first sight should happen to me,
Was life’s most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.

I’m tired of love; i’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.

I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have,
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

It is impossible to love and be wise.