SMS Flirting

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and October got accident in november. Urs December.

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

One day you’ll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

REMEMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DON’T TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADDY

Men, s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!