Flirt Sms

Two rules of a man’s life:
1. Never flirt with any unknown lady.
2. Never consider any lady unknown!

F: Forget
L: Love,
I: I’d
R: Rather
T: Tease

Before I met you, I didn’t know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all!

Call me a flirt, call me a fake;
That’s just me so give me a break;
Call me weird, call me a geek;
Call me what you want, I’m just unique!

Politeness has become so rare, that people mistake it for Flirting.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!

Boy to a girl, “Can I borrow a coin?”
Girl: Why?
Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.

I get hungry whenever I see your almond-shaped eyes!

Girl you are clever girl you are smart;
Girl your are like a work of art;
Girl you are sexy;
Girl you are fine;
The only thing you ain’t is;
Mine.