Best Wishes For Exam SMS

Warriors. Wake up.. It’s time 4 d battle! Refill ur pens, Clear the dust 4m ur text books, C your syllabus & plan your zones.. War begins in 17 days..!

Exams are like girl friends
– too many questions
– difficult to understand
– more explanation is needed
– result is always fail! :d

The probability of a topic Coming in exam increases exponentially, If one decides to leave the topic completely….

exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughter’s.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

A father asks peon: how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Whats the height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, Holding d question paper in hand N telling your self Dude,don’t worry.Exams will get postponed!