Cool SMS

THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u…

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
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thanks for trusting me

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity – Loving & caring
Duty – To love
Experience – Not reqiured.
Salary – Never Ending Love.
Joining – Immediately.
Are you interested…

Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life
“ALWAYS HAPPY”

The best cosmetics in life-

TRUTH – for lips..
PITY – for eyes..
CHARITY – for hands..
SMILE – for face &
LOVE- for heart..
Use them well & make life Beautiful!

heartbeat are countless
spirits are ageless
dreams are endless
memories are timeless
and friend like u are useless
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.
.
.
oops
priceless

Our communication – Wireless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
“Our bosses – hopeless”
Finally,
Our Salary – Veryless

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..

1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

Eq.1:
study = don’t fail

Eq.2:
don’t study = fail

adding eq 1&2

study+don’t study = fail+don’t fail

taking common

study(1+don’t) = fail(1+don’t)

solution:
study = fail.