Messages Of Christmas
I love Christmas.
I receive a lot of
Wonderful presents
I can’t wait to exchange.
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window
Grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.
If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window,
Grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
In the old days,
It was not called the Holiday Season;
The Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and
Went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and
Went to synagogue; the atheists
Went to parties and drank.
People passing each other on the street would
Say ‘Merry Christmas!’
Or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’
Or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ – Dave Barry