Humorous Birthday Messages

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.

OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

If it is your “Birdday”, don’t try to fly like a bird; if it is your “Budday”, don’t wait to become a flower! :p Happy Birthday and have fun!

May you find peace and success, happiness and fulfillment, and all that your heart desires. Have a bright and cheerful birthday!

Today is your birthday, so don’t pull your hair… Just look into the mirror, and you’ll know that god has been fair! Happy birthday!

Let a little sunshine in and a little out for other people as well. Happy Birthday!

People say that with age comes wisdom.
I don’t know about you but
I’d rather be young and
stupid than old and
wise. Happy Birth Day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born. But it wasn’t actually rain because the sky was crying for having lost its most beautiful angel. Happy birthday, friend!