Birthday Wishes

Let there be peace on Earth, and let it begin right after your birthday party.

I’ve been that age. I’ve done that age. It is fun. Enjoy!

Many people say that the best way to remember a special friend’s birthday is to forget it once. I think that Google calendar works better.

They say that you can count your true friends on one hand. I’ll bet that you can’t count your birthdays on the other. Happy Birthday.

I wanted to give you the best birthday greeting ever…but this card was all I could afford. Happy Birthday!

I always forget your birthday, and it’s not my memory that makes me; it’s that plastic surgeon of yours.
I hope that your birthday is as happy as a chimpanzee without pants! Happy Birthday.

Despite all of the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

I hope that today, at your party, you dance and others sing as you celebrate with joy your best birthday.

Just wanted to say Happy Birthday, and I hope you have the best day ever. Party like it’s your 21st birthday.

Celebrate the best-ever birthday party today, but don’t forget to celebrate each and every day, along with the happiness that each day brings.