Ten April Fool Text Messages

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
& will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS .

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? Cos i like u very much. Will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“Damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
After if u pray &ur still in darkness,
Pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL

Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. – Benjamin Franklin