Advice SMS

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.

You can give a piece of advice, but not good luck along with that.

You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him.

You must not think, sir, to catch old birds with chaff.

You simply MUST stop taking advice from other people.

You will always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.