Abbreviation Text Messages

These are some of the romantic countries in the world…

HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”

ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”

LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

T – There’s richness in a love for life
H – Here among the valentines,
A – Aking and queen as man and wife:
N – Not leaning towards what lust inclines;
K – Knowing well the needs of state.
Y – Yon regal grace alone attends,
O – On which the peace, both small and great,
U – Undone by doubt, alone depends

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.

Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i

In the New Year, You may get:

N – New
E – Energy
W – Working
Y – Your
E – Efforts for
A – Amazing
R – Returns

Wish You A Very Eventful New Year!

BOYS Means…
B – Badmasion ma sub se aagy.
O – Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.
Y – Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.
S – Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don’t Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

She: What do you do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery.

STUPID Means…

Don’t be confused I mean to say

S – Sari Zindagi
T – Tum Sai
U – Umar Bhar Ki Dosti
P – Pana Chahta Hon,
I – Islie
D – Duawon Me Yaad Rakhna

What is MATHS?

M – Mental
A – Attack
T – To
H – Healthy
S – Students..

A Simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.