Abbreviation SMS

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u

In the New Year, U may get:
N- New
E-Energy
W- Workin
Y-Your
E-Efforts for
A-Amazing
R-Returns
Wish U a very eventful New Year!

“BOYS”
B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.
O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.
Y: Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.
S: Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don’t Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. ?

STUPID
Don’t be confused I mean to say
S: Sari zindagi
T: Tum sai
U: Umar bhar ki dosti
P: Pana chahta hon,
I: Islie
D: Duawon mai yaad rakhna

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

India Me Ek Ajeeb-O-Gareeb SMS Hai,
Bolta B Hai
Chalta B Hai
Khata B Hai
Monchen Hen Us Ki
Pagri Pehnta Hai
Naam Hai Uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

What is MATHS?
M = Mental
A = Attack
T = To
H = Healthy
S = Students..

T-Teachers R like candles,
E-Every inch they consum,
A-Are stars 4 students,
C-Cheerful and kind,
H-Helpful and fine,
E-Extra-ordinarily,
R-Ready to,
S-Shine,