Abbreviation SMS

A Simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.

We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Happy Study Year ! 🙂

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us: COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM : Ambition In Mind. DATE : Day And Time Evolution. EAT : Energy And Taste. TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN : Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression. BYE : Beside You Everytime. 🙂

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”

s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

~?Fantastic definitions?~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays 😀

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich 😉

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters 😉

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work 🙂

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight 🙂

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. 😉

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

I hate you..
Don’t be upset, because
“HATE” I mean
H: Hold me in your heart
A: Always be with me
T: There is no end to our love
E: Enter into my heart
So again “I hate you

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!