Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam,
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam.
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se…
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se….
ki ab to “MACHAR” bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.
Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi
Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati,
Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati,
Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par,
Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati..
aap hamare dil mai base ho aap hmare dil mai base ho,
thoda side ho jao blood wali pipe mai fase ho…
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai,
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai,
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.
aj kal ki Ladkiyaan husn pe naz karti hai,
aj kal ki Ladkiyaan husn pe naz karti hai,
Grammar to ati nhi lekin English me baat karti hai.
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
हसरत ए दीदार के लिये उसकी गली में मोबाईल की दुकान खोली;
मत पूछो अब हालात ए बेबसी, ऐ गालिब;
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रोज़ एक नया शख्स उनके नम्बर पे रीचार्ज़ करवानें आता है।
Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti apni itni gehri ho jaye,
Log tujhe peetein jab galti meri ho!
Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalti hai Note se.
Maang bharne ki saja kuch iss kadar paa rha hu ki,
maang puri karte karte,
ab maang maang ke kha raha hu..!!
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
Aaine le Sau Tukde kar ke Humne dekhe hai
Fir maa se maar khai hai
Aur khud hi ikkathha karke feke hai..
Usne kaha Mere ISHQ Mein Fanaah Ho Jaa,
Maine Kaha
Mere Paas Time Nahi Chal Dafa Ho Jaa…
Aansu Tapak Pade Berojgaari Ke Us Ahsaas Par Gaalib…
Jab Maa ne kaha
“Beta Khali Baitha hai, Matar Hi Chhil le.
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Kro Shayari,
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jaayega,
Jb Tum Par Bhi Padenge Andey Aur Tamaator,
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intejaam Ho Jayega!!
Ishq me hum tumhe kya bataye:
Kis Kadar Chot Khaye huye hai…
Kal mara tha baap ne uske,
Aaj bhai bhi aaye huye hai
