Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga,
Uski doli jo uthi to Koi baat nahi,
smart hoon dusri pata loonga…;)
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge…
Made in China!
Made in China!
Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai
Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum;
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum!
Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate hai unke piche,
Wo aate hai caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte hai JAANU,
Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai;
Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai;
Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost;
Bas Gali ki Kamwali Udaas Rehti Hai!
Jab koi itna khaas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi;
Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi;
Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi;
Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!
Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri?
Idhar Toh Aa Ri – Ja Ri, Aa Ri – Ja Ri!
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe,
Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi,
Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya,
Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi.
Arz kiya Hai:
Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum,
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum,
Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari,
Aur Fir Kya Sukh Gaye Hum.
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?
To hamane kaha-
Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge….
Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
Wah Wah!
Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.
Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh…
Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye,
Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi, Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo!
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho,
Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho,
Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus,
1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dekho.
