Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki Paanchve Swaaal Ka Jawaab Batao;
Main Bhi Muskuraa Kar Bas Itna Hi Keh Saka “Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao!”
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan..
Zindagi Apni Masti Me Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu..
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota;
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota;
Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-E-Natwaan Se;
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota, To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota!
Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK ..
Khawaab Aayaa To Hum Uskaa Didaar Paa Gaye;
Par Kambakht Without Make-Up Aayi Thi Iss Liye Hum;
Neend Mein Ghabraa Gaye!
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..
Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai;
Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue;
Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai!
Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..
Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!
Kisi ko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisi ko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki,
Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki,
Uski Naak Ka Bulbula Dekh Kar Meri Hasi Nikal Gayi!
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,
wah wah..
Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,
Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga…
Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe “Lungi Dance” Kaun Karega!
Likhe jo khat tujhe, Wo teri yaad mein
Papa ne padh liye, Wo saare raat mein…
Savera jab hua, To joote pad gaye,
Wo radhe wale baal, Ghajini mein badal gaye!
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doon,
Tere Liye Chand Tak Tod Doon,
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Mile Kaafi Hai Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.
Arz Kiya Hai:
Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai!
Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe;
Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai!
