Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya;
Gaur Farmaiyega…
Woh Kehti Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Main Lock Kar Diya;
Aur Aaj Usne Facebook Pe Hamein Block Kar Diya!
Palkon Se Aansu Bikhar Jate Hain,
Aap Kya Jaano Aap Kitna Yaad Aate Hain,
Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Moad Pe Khade Hain,
Jaha Apne Kaha Tha, Tum Yahin Ruko,
Hum Daru Aur Namkin Lekar Aate Hain.
Arz Hai:
Uss Ne Chupke Se Meri Girl Friend Ka Number Nikal Liya, Ae Dost;
Aur Aaj Wo Apni Hi Bhen Ko Message Kar Kar Ke Khush Hota Hai Har Roz!
Bahut Namkeen Hai Woh Jisse Ham Chahte Hein;
Har Pal Khuda Se Ussi Ko Mangte Hein;
Dil Buhut Tarasta Hai Usse Paane Ko;
Kya Aapka Dil Nahi Karta Maggi Khaane Ko!
Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega;
Gam-e-tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega;
Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir;
Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega!
Paagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo Ko Miss Karte Hai;
Miss Karna Hai To Machharo Ko Karo;
Jo Jaan Hateli Per Rakh Kar Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai!
Puri Bottal Na Sahi Ek Jaam Ho Jaaye;
Milna Na Sahi Dua Salaam Ho Jaaye;
Jinki Yaad Mein Hum Bimaar Baithe Hain;
Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi Jukhaam Ho Jaaye!
Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log Rehte Hain;
Koi Hasta Hai, To Koi Rota Hai;
Par Is Jahaan Mein Sukhi Bas Vo Hai Yaaron;
Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg Lagaa Ke Sota Hai!
Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;
Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti;
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;
Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti!
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein!
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam;
Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana!
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne, Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai;
Ankhon Mein Nami, Sanson Mein Aag Aab Tak Hai;
Waqt Guzaar Geya, Par Uski Yaad Na Gai;
Kya Panipuri Thi Yaar, Swaad Aab Tak Hai!
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe;
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe;
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Muskura Baithe!
Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke Chal Diye;
Jo Bachaa Khucha Tel Tha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye!
Ki Ruthe Hai Aise Wo Humse, Jaise Hum Sach Mein Unhe Mana Lenge,
Itna Waqt Kaun Barbaad Kare, Itne Mein To Hum Dusri Pataa Lenge.
Kabhi-2 Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai,
Kya Hua.. Khayal Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Arrey Yaar Kaha Na Kabhi-2 Aata Hai,
Aaj Nahi Aaya.
Tu Mera Dil Ban Ja, Meri Jaan Ban Ja;
Meri Arzu Ban Ja, Mera Armaan Ban Ja;
Bandaron Vaali Harkatein Chod De Ab Tu;
Aur Thoda Sudhar Ja, Aur Insaan Ban Ja!
Khate hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,
kehte hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,
koi humse bhi ishq kare,
kambakht neend bohot aati hai…
Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi;
Tum Jo Aaye Zindagi Mein Baat Ban Gayi;
Samose Me Chutney Daali Chaat Ban Gayi!
Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
