Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
Par padhaai nahi hoti.
Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate.
Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate.
Ajib hai nakhre tere,
Ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai,
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne,
Aur Sir kehte the,
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai.
Na ishq kar mere yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
Aye gulaab apni khushbu ko mere doston par nyochhawar kar de..
Yeh sardi ke mausam mein aksar nahaya nahi karte.
Pyar karne ki apni ek reet hai..
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par..
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Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
yeh jo ladkiyon (girls) ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos leti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo (girls) ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
