Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
Hansti thi hansaati thi,
dil ko bahut bhati thi,
dekh dekh sarmaati thi,
phir andar se muskurati thi,
aaj pata chala ke woh,
khud toh pagal thi,
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.
ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता
अब कैसे पता करूँ कि कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain,
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.
Humne unki tasveer apne man mandir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath.
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha…,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha…!
Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim…
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi…
Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
