Aaye woh meri kabar par,
Diya buja ke chale gaye,
Diye mein jo tel tha,
Sar pe laga ke chale gaye.
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God,
Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.
Teri galtiyon ko maaf kaun karta,
Main na rehta to insaaf kaun karta,
Khuda salamat rakhe mere dost ko,
Warna meri shaadi main plate saaf kaun karta..
Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sake,
Lekin hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu,
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain.
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.
Maine kaha Dilrubaa
Usne kaha paise dikha
Maine kaha paise nahin
Usne kaha kaise nahin
Maine kaha mahngayee hai
Usne kaha jaa tu mera bhai hai
Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.
Jigar ka dard seene mein liye ghoom raha hoon,
Chauthi bhi gayi paanchvi dhoond raha hoon.
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho,
Hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi.
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
University ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilon ka male hota hai,
Padhne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.
Haathon mein taqat hai to, pahaad ko hila kar dekh.
Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh.
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge,
Par kya karein kambakhat sadak hi seedhi nikli.
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
