Hum aise aashiq hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.
Khuda ke ghar se kuchh gadhe farar ho gaye….
Kuch to pakde gaye, Aur kuch mere yaar ho gaye….
Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Apni shaadi me zyada deri mat karna,
Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye
Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte,
Mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki hone wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.
Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hai bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.
Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.
Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Ye kaisa zulm sehana pad raha hai,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai.
Phool hoon gulaab ka,
Chameli ka mat samjhna.
Aashiq hun aapka,
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
To hum behosh ho gaye…!!
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
Rok do mere janaje ko mujhme jaan aa gai,
Pichhe mudke dekho yaron daru ki dukan aa gai.
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai.
