Shayari With Comedy - Page 12 - Hindi Shayari

Jab Tum Angdayi Leti Ho

Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai,
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai,
Arre thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

jab-tum-angdayi-leti-ho

Barish Ka Mausam Bahut Tadpata Hai

Barish Ka Mausam Bahut Tadpata Hai,
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai,
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise,
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.

barish-ka-mausam-bahut-tadpata-hai

Rab Se Dua Karte Hain Ki

Rab se dua karte hain ki,
mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,
Aur jo mujhe yaad nahin karte,
Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se BEHAN jaisa pyaar mile.

rab-se-dua-karte-hain-ki

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Jisko maine aankh maari thi,
Woh sandal kitni bhari thi,
Jo usne sar pe maari thi.

woh-ladki-kitni-pyaari-thi

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai,
Kahi Aisa To Nahi,
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost
Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.

dil-mein-ek-shor-ho-raha-hai

Ab Tak Meri Life

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!

ab-tak-meri-life

Mooli Gajar Ka Noor

Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse,
Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse,
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke,
Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse.

mooli-gajar-ka-noor

Apne Pyaar Ko Mat Chupao

Apne pyaar ko mat chupao,
Isse zaroorat hai jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki,
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao,
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki.

apne-pyaar-ko-mat-chupao

Maine Pani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala

Maine Pani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala
Aur God Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga
Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye
Aur Upar Se Awaz Ayi
Ek Rupee Me Itna Hi Milta Hai

maine-pani-me-ek-ka-sikka-dala

Aap Kya Jaano Hum

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…

aap-kya-jaano-hum

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

pehli-nazar-mein-laga-wo-meri-hai

Kaun Kehta Hai Ki

Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.
Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,
Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga.

kaun-kahta-hai-ki-uske-bin-main-mar-jaunga

Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Mein

Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye,
Wah Wah
Teri Saason Ko Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye,
Agar Tu Na Mile To Ye Dil,
Kisi Aur Ke Ishq Mein Fanah Ho Jaye.

teri-saanso-ko-meri-dil-mein

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai.

class-ki-har-ladki-ek-phool-hai

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge,
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge.

tumhara-naam-phool-rakhu

Daru Pio To Aankhe Lal

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to honth lal,
Ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal.

daru-pio-to-aankhe-lal

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

aaj-tum-pe-aansuo-ki-barsat-hogi

Log Ghazal Likhte Hain

Log ghazal likhte hain dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte hain apna haal dekh kar.

log-ghazal-likhte-hain

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.

yaad-rakh-kar-meri-dosti-ko

Ek Aashiq Ka Dard

Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.

ek-aashiq-ka-dard-wahi-samajh-pata