Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I LOVE U kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to mat darna,
Raakhi nikal ke kehna pyari behna milti rehna.
Yeh Kaisa Tera Pyar Hai Jaalim Dil Na Raha,
Sarkari Daftar Ban Gaya Hai Na Koi Kam Karta Hai,
Aur Na Hi Kisi Ki Baat Sunta Hai.
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Miss Karte Hai Aapko Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai,
Karne Ko To Phone Bhi Kar Lete Par,
Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki Balance Kam Batati Hai.
Tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge,
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi upar bulayenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khayenge.
Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai.
Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Itni aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…!!
Zindagi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.
Uski apni ek website ho,
Network uska world-wide ho,
Swiss bank mein account 26 – 27 ho,
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Jab Tum Safed Saadi Par Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
Unki gali se guzre….ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre….ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
Par gamla bhi saath tha!!
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah Wah
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega
Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kameene hain,
Jo Mama Mama keh ke bulaate hain.
Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab
