Mohabat Ke Nam Pe Kya Khub Saza Maine Pai Hai,
Gor Farmaiega Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi Mujhe SUSU Aayi Hai.
Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…
kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se ilaaj karaana
ae dost
ishq ka rog tha
mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya
KISI LADKI KO CHEDO,
USKA HATH PAKRO
AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO,
TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO,
MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI.
Arz Kiya Hai..
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota
“दिल है तो प्यार है
प्यार है तो ईश्क है
ईश्क है तो महोब्बत है
महोब्बत है तो दर्द है
दर्द है तो ” जंडु बाम ” है
और ” जंडु बाम ” है तो
मुन्नी बदनाम है…
Jab jab hamein pyaas lagti hai,
Tab tab unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Pyar mein itne Diwane hue hum ki,
Ab to..
Har Aurat hamein “Saas” lagti hai…
Door se dekha to ek Tiger tha,
Door se dekha to ek Tiger tha,
Isliye paas gaya hi nahi.
Paani mein Whiskey milao to nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai,
Lagta hai sala ye Paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai…
Teri Zindagi mein kabhi gahm naa ho,
Teri aankhein kabhi nam naa ho,
Meri dua hai ke mile tuje 1 aisi smart Dulhan,
Jiska weight 200 Kg. se kam na ho !
Arz kiya hai…
Mere ishq ki Balling ne,
Uske Dil ka Wicket gira diya,
Par Taqdeer to dekho,
Uska Baap umpire tha.
Meri Ball ko No Ball dekha Kar,“Free Hit” Bana diya.
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai Aur Sanson Mein Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Raat to Hum Kat Lenge Jaise Taise,
Chinta Hai Subah Ki Jab Yeh “Hari Mirch” Karegi Aisi Taisi.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat ke imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nahi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko, Jo Dil Se Nek Ho;
Aggar Sachha Pyaar Na Mile, Try Maro Har Ek Ko!
Mur Kar Na Dekh Mujhe, Yoon Hanstay Hanstay,
Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab, Keh Denge Bhabhi Namaste!
Laakhon honge nigaah mein,
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo!
Zindagi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
Gor Farmaye
Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
But it’s OK, it’s OK, it’s OK!
