Riddles & Brain Teasers
Our collection of riddles will challenge your intelligence. We have collected riddles in different categories like funny, amazing, brain teasers and much more. So give your brain a little exercise today.
What did the doctor say to the patient when he finished removing his appendix?
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That’s enough out of you.
+14
What did the ill woman say when the doctor asked if she smoked cigarettes?
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Of cough (course).
+22
What do you get if you add 13 hospital patients and 13 hospital patients?
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Twenty sicks (26.)
+11
What did the doctor find when he examined the X-ray of the dummy’s head?
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Nothing.
+19
What do you call a person who doesn’t have all his fingers on one hand?
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Normal. Fingers are supposed to be on two hands.
+33
Why is Congress like a cold?
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Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no’s (nose).
+12
Why did the mother ghost take her depressed ghost child to the doctor?
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She was worried because he wasn’t in such good spirits.
+25
Why did the kid put his hand in the fuse box when the weather got hot?
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He heard that fuses blew.
+33
What is the difference between a person with a cold and a strong wind?
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One blows a sneeze; the other blows a breeze.
+32
What does every drowning person say no matter what language he speaks?
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Glub, glub!
+28
Why are doctors stingy?
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First they say they will treat you, and then they make you pay for it.
+48
Why shouldn’t you make jokes about an overweight person?
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Because it’s not nice to poke fun at someone else’s expanse (expense).
+26
How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
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Take the spoon out of the glass.
+31
Why did the invisible mother take her invisible child to the doctor?
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To find out why he wasn’t all there.
+29
Why is a horse with a sore throat twice as sick as any other animal?
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Because he is then a hoarse horse.
+41
What is the difference between a person asleep and a person awake?
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With some people it’s hard to tell the difference.
+10
Why do your eyes look different when you come from an eye doctor?
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Because they’ve been checked.
+14
When a girl slips on the ice, why can’t her brother help her up?
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He can’t be a brother and assist her (a sister).
+33
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
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Absence of body.
+23
What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?
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A boxer knows his blows; a person with a cold blows his nose.
+35
